there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
my merman OC confirms this picture is 100% legit
I was not fucking ready
One cannot… prepare themselves for this…
This was a rollercoaster from the beginning, and it fucking spiraled us down at the end.
i may be lazy in the evening and put off big class assignments but that doesnt change the fact that i am one hardcore bitch
deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Mr Rogers Facts.
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him
oh yes I like this outfit very much indeed
I can’t be tamed
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
did you go to ouran highschool