It’s reassuring to know that one of my straight best friends tells me that he wishes one day that you won’t have to “come out”, but rather, you just fall in love with whoever and no one questions it.
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.