fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

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if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

shavingryansprivates:

i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

people at school: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
May 2nd: Happy Birthday Sam!

masasexual:

marciewantsthev:

masasexual:

Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you.  ”May I have this dance?” they ask.  You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.

Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.

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This one’s for the fangirls and boys:

durnesque-esque:

lalalauren1214:

durnesque-esque:

(Inspired by this post)

YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!

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NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!

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Clever and sexy post I wish more guys were like this post

Don’t we all wish guys were more like this post? ;D

Actors (in suits!) and their heights

I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr. 

Height chart is from (x)

(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)

winchesterandwinchester:

Have

you

ever

noticed

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luckstergal:

bellisadinosaur:


This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

HELP I AM CRY

luckstergal:

bellisadinosaur:

This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME

AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

HELP I AM CRY

pvblik:

okay my 10 year old self was pretty sure that boys would be kissing me by now

karameruru:

supersoygrrrl:

adminchiam:

daisura:

bearthug:

kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

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FIRST ONE KILLS ME

Most of these the cats are totally obviously controlled by Satan. But I like to think the last one is just rocking out with a tiny air guitar.

Ah but it is:

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the first one scared the out of me

me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no